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Bad-Ass with a Needle

You should add a heavy metal soundtrack to this in your head – here’s some helpful heavy crunching guitar chords to get you started:

**DAGA DA DADUN DUM!**

Picture this:

It’s 7:30 am on a cold and blustery winter morning in Salford, UK. You’re in an area of the city that has a bit of a reputation for violent crime and it’s somewhere you try to move through quickly, just in case.

You get on the bus and sit down and then you notice a man walking towards you.

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F*cktard Wednesdays

Fearless Leader has threatened me at knifepoint very kindly invited me to post on this community blog, so here's my first post. Hope you enjoy it!


I'm forcibly involved in conversations at work that make me question the UK's education system.

So much so, that I'm considering making 'F*cktard Wednesdays' a weekly feature on my blog.

The latest conversation went like this:

Me (in a chirpy happy, spirit not yet suffocated with stupidity voice): Good morning! You’re speaking to Jamie on the helpdesk, what can I do for you?

Sandra: Hello, this is Sandra at the (Workplace for the Mentally Impaired, apparently) Surgery. I’m having trouble accessing my web mail, can you help me?

Me: Certainly. Can you tell me the email address please?

Sandra: Email address? the surgery email address?

Me (still chirpy, but now rolling my eyes): No Sandra, YOUR email address. The one your having trouble getting into.

Sandra: I don’t have an email address. Do you mean my home one?


Read the rest of this ridiculous conversation here.

Cloudy Crystal Ball: Predictions That Missed It by That Much

Here's a copy and paste job from an email my Mom sent me.

This just goes to prove that even the Smart Guys can be stoopid sometimes.

Hiroshima Thinks Otherwise.

One Gazillion Hit Wonders.

  

Dropped Call.

  

The Best in My Liftime.

Breathless.

Maybe a Few More Than That.

Penicillin Was a Fad Also.

Not Very Bright.

Look at All Those Horses!

There Will Be Only 1 Channel, Too.

Iron Horse

Three Little Letters: I. B. M.

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em.

Making War More Efficient.

Over U. S. 10,000 Radio Stations Later...

C-130 Anyone?

Just Before Waterloo.

Nope.

If Only He Had a Time Machine

Xerox Begs to Differ.

Which One Would Superman Choose?

June, 2183?

Um...No

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NYT: All the News That's Fit to Print? 

Missed it by that much!

Heather's Journey to a Healthy Life!

Hi everyone, as some of you know I have had the RNY gastric bypass.  Dont ask me what the difference is from reg. bypass surgery, I think it may have something to do with the way vitamins are absorbed in your body.  I am going to tell you all what my experiences have been so far.  I will not hold anything back and if I made mistakes I will tell you those too. I am no way an expert but here are a few things to help you if this surgery is something you are considering.

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Almost Internet Famous Internet Show: Guardians of the Galaxy Lego sets

Yup!  Have at it, hoss!  New episode of the Internet show is all ready for your eye holes...