Friday, May 8, 2015
Friday, March 27, 2015
AIFIS: NYC 2015 International Toy Fair.
set your peeper to stun, y'all. the show of shows is back with a new episode of fun, laffs and love. except there really isn't any fun, laffs or love...
Friday, February 27, 2015
AIFIS: Sideshow Collectibles Green with Envy Poison Ivy statue
new episode for ya. served up fresh and pipin' hot!
Friday, February 6, 2015
Feel Good Story of the Day: Klaus the Wonder Dog at KLM Lost & Found (VIDEO)
My Mom sent me this.
It's a cute video that oughtta bring a smile to your face.
Pretty good stuff, huh?
Share it with your friends.
Have a great weekend, y'all!
It's a cute video that oughtta bring a smile to your face.
Pretty good stuff, huh?
Share it with your friends.
Have a great weekend, y'all!
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
AIFIS: Episode 5. DC vs Marvel Miniseries
the show of shows is back with a new episode, yo! what you waiting for?!?!?
Nationally Renowned Photog Bob Zeller's "2015 Texas Tweeties Calendar" is Here! Order Now!
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| Amazing Photo by Bob Zeller |
My long-time Very Good Friend, Blogger, Nationally Renowned Photographer and All Around Funky Old Dude Bob Zeller has just released his 2015 Texas Tweeties Calendar!
Bob's photos have appeared in and on the covers of some of the most prestigious magazines in the United States. He has been recognized by his peers as one of the most prolific and extraordinary photographers in the country. And those are just some of the accolades that have been bestowed upon this wonderful man.
A few years ago I wrote a story about Bob on one of my other blogs that describes just what kind of special Human Bean Mr. Zeller is. Go read it here. I'll wait for you.
Now that you know what an exemplary man Bob is, please take the time to order his 2015 Texas Tweeties Calendar! I have one on the way myself and it will be the fourth (?) Texas Tweeties Calendar that I have gotten from Bob. (BTW, my kids, now 7 & 12, absolutely love the photos that Bob has chosen for each of the calendars I have gotten from him!)
Here's the ordering and contact information you'll need to get your very own 2015 Texas Tweeties Calendar!
Each calendar is $25 and that covers all taxes and shipping costs
Bob Zeller, 4401 White Ash Lane, San Angelo, Texas, 76904-4528.
If you have any further questions, you can click on the link to Texas Tweeties below and leave it in the comment section of one of Bob's posts, or click on the "Contact Me" button in the rigt sidebar of the blog and Bob will get back to you ASAP.
Be sure to read and follow Bob's blog, Texas Tweeties, so you don't miss out on the outstanding photos that this great man shares with us and the world.
You will not be disappointed!
Friday, January 9, 2015
Lock Up Your Routers!
Ok, so this post is about tech and is not going to be funny (on purpose anyway..) I’ll also try not to rant or sound like a patronising twat person as I write, but forgive me if it comes off like that anyway.
Or don’t, I probably wouldn’t 
Recently, I’ve been getting multiple attempts by what are called ‘botnets‘ to hack this website and log into the admin area. I know, bastards aren’t they? (I thought it might be related to my most recent Fucktard Wednesday post, but it turns out it’s not)
Monday, January 5, 2015
F*ck Off: The Art of Saying No
In the past couple of years I’ve learned a very valuable skill; the ability to say 'no' to people.
Previously, I used to go out of my way to help people wherever I could.
If someone needed money and I had it, I’d lend it to them – even if that would leave me short and meant I’d have to stay in at weekend, or not be able to buy that video game I wanted.
If somebody needed their computer or electronics looking at or repairing, I’d do it. For free. Even if I’d been at work all day doing exactly that and the last thing I really wanted to do was spend another 2 hours looking at error logs and trying to figure out how to fix something. Even if could have done the same job for someone who wasn’t a friend or family member and been paid much needed cash for it, I’d do it for free.
Friday, January 2, 2015
The Dumbass of the Year Awards Are Here!
Find out who the winners of the Best Use of an Ass, Scientistic Achievemnet and the Dead Dumbass of the Year are by clicking here!
Saturday, December 27, 2014
The Almost Internet Famous Internet show is back!
Look. You've done enough shopping. And enough eating. How's about you spend a few minutes with your friendly neighborhood jman while we talk pop culture news and toys? It's good for what ails ya...
Monday, December 22, 2014
Bad-Ass with a Needle
You should add a heavy metal soundtrack to this in your head – here’s some helpful heavy crunching guitar chords to get you started:
**DAGA DA DADUN DUM!**
Picture this:
It’s 7:30 am on a cold and blustery winter morning in Salford, UK. You’re in an area of the city that has a bit of a reputation for violent crime and it’s somewhere you try to move through quickly, just in case.
You get on the bus and sit down and then you notice a man walking towards you.
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
F*cktard Wednesdays
Fearless Leader has
I'm forcibly involved in conversations at work that make me question the UK's education system.
So much so, that I'm considering making 'F*cktard Wednesdays' a weekly feature on my blog.
The latest conversation went like this:
Me (in a chirpy happy, spirit not yet suffocated with stupidity voice): Good morning! You’re speaking to Jamie on the helpdesk, what can I do for you?
Sandra: Hello, this is Sandra at the (Workplace for the Mentally Impaired, apparently) Surgery. I’m having trouble accessing my web mail, can you help me?
Me: Certainly. Can you tell me the email address please?
Sandra: Email address? the surgery email address?
Me (still chirpy, but now rolling my eyes): No Sandra, YOUR email address. The one your having trouble getting into.
Sandra: I don’t have an email address. Do you mean my home one?
Read the rest of this ridiculous conversation here.
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
Cloudy Crystal Ball: Predictions That Missed It by That Much
Here's a copy and paste job from an email my Mom sent me.
This just goes to prove that even the Smart Guys can be stoopid sometimes.
This just goes to prove that even the Smart Guys can be stoopid sometimes.
| Hiroshima Thinks Otherwise. |
| One Gazillion Hit Wonders. |
| Dropped Call. |
| The Best in My Liftime. |
| Breathless. |
| Maybe a Few More Than That. |
| Penicillin Was a Fad Also. |
| Not Very Bright. |
| Look at All Those Horses! |
| There Will Be Only 1 Channel, Too. |
| Iron Horse |
| Three Little Letters: I. B. M. |
| Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em. |
| Making War More Efficient. |
| Over U. S. 10,000 Radio Stations Later... |
| C-130 Anyone? |
| Just Before Waterloo. |
| Nope. |
| If Only He Had a Time Machine |
| Xerox Begs to Differ. |
| Which One Would Superman Choose? |
| June, 2183? |
| Um...No |
| Powered By Candles |
| NYT: All the News That's Fit to Print? |
Missed it by that much!
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