Open That Drawer; Week in Review!

ICYMI

If you haven't opened That Drawer In the Kitchen in a while, this is what you missed:

• Teri from Snarkfest was very eloquent (and by "eloquent" I mean "mad as an acre of West Texas rattlesnakes" ) in telling exactly why Norman "Boomer" Esiason needs to be bitch slapped. 
• Idiot-Prufs filled us in on prickly weeds, or as we called them when I was a kid in Texas, "bull neddles", and garden gnome asses. 

• Over at our Fellow Blog-in-Arms, Dumbass News, some shit for brains is suing McDonalds for 1.5 million because they gave him only one napkin with his order.

Get your ass in gear, hit the links above and go read these pieces of literary brilliance!

Also....be sure to subscribe to and follow all three of these idjits on your favorite social media!

"I'm Just so Happy to be Here" By Idiot-prufs

Idiot: a dolt, a dullard, a mentally deficient person, the guy who drives down the road with his seatbelt hanging from the door making sparks on the road.
Idiot-pruf: Any lesson learned as the direct result of an overt act of idiocy or the observation of an overt act of idiocy.
Example: If you don't want to be mocked by your friends; don't drive down the road with your seatbelt hanging from the door making sparks on the road.

I can hardly contain my excitement at the prospect of my blog, idiot-prufs, joining the contents of That Drawer in the Kitchen. I'm feeling dizzy with giddiness, my palms are sweaty, my head is swimming and my stomach is in knots. And I'm almost certain it has nothing to do with my dysentary.

Let's examine the contents found in a typical kitchen drawer:

• Assorted rubber-bands.
• A flashlight with no batteries.
• Batteries.
• A roll of unused Mr. Yuk stickers.
• A scrap of paper with the number for the poison center hotline hastily scribbled on it.
• That menu from the China Jade restaurant, that jams the drawer every time you try to open it.
• $2.79 in Canadian coins. (Canadians just call them coins.)
• That cool rock you found that is shaped just like a duck.
• A pen that doesn't write.
• A pen that writes but also leaks ink all over the place.
• An empty bottle of stain remover.
• An expired coupon for a bottle of stain remover.
• A box of 20 ultra petite condoms. (My kitchen drawer is not your kitchen drawer; don't judge me.)
• The manual for the toaster oven you threw away four years ago, after it caught on fire because you didn't follow the instructions in the manual.
• A butt-load of irony.
• Idiot-prufs the blog.

I'm just so happy to be here. Stay tuned.


Note: idiot-prufs has often been referred to as the juggernaut of the blogging world. Generally by me. Occasionally by others. But mostly by others when I lie about what others have said.

***Y'all Be Sure to Visit I.P.'s Blog - Idiot-Prufs ***

Now With an All Star Lineup of Bloggers!

Soon That Drawer In the Kitchen will once again open up.

This time things will be quite a bit different.

And more exciting.

And better.

Here's a little background and some information that you might find useful: You & Me, A Blogging Team: A Dumbass Idea That Just Might Work! 

In the next few days, That Drawer In the Kitchen will begin to feature an All Star lineup of bloggers from around the world writing about as many topics as the number of things in that drawer in your kitchen.

You know which drawer I am talking about - the one with everything in but kitchen stuff!

That Drawer In the Kitchen is kind of like gumbo - no two of those drawers (or gumbos) have the same things in them as somebody else's "that drawer" (or gumbo), but it is still a kitchen drawer (or gumbo)!

All Star Bloggers

So far, our Blogroll of Bad Asses includes:

• Sultanette of Snark Teri at Snarkfest .
• The Official Vagina of Dumbass News, Vag at Ooops I Said Vagina...Again .
• Stuph Blog's very own Twindaddy.
• Modern Philosopher, Screenwriter and Maine's Master of Late Nite TV Monologue Mayhem, Austin from The Return of the Modern Philosopher .
• The Matticus Kingdom gives us a fine writer and Prince of a guy, dj.
• The World's Best-Selling Bellman Author (and one of my favorite bloggers), The Hook at You've Been Hooked .
• Idiot-Prufs is a very funny blog that I discovered just a couple of weeks ago and is definitely deserving of your attention.

And last, but certainly not least....

• One of the funniest people, most unique writers and the best cook I have ever come across is Heather from It's Amazing I dont Drink . She also just happens to be my wife.

I am fairly certain that we'll be adding more talent as time goes on, and as people get drunker, to our roster in the coming days and weeks.

If you'd like to join us as a contributor at That Drawer In the Kitchen, simply drop me a line at thatdrawerinthekitchen AT gmail DOT com. I also urge you to read this post so you can get an idea about what to expect if you want to jump in the drawer with us.

We are a work in progress, but we have the Team and the foundation upon which to build a blog that will benefit us all!