Spring 2014: More Mooning Garden Gnomes

The prickly weed; an under appreciated weed.

The signs of spring are all around you:

• The temperature has warmed.
• The sound of birds chirping in the morning has replaced the sound of snow blowers and the guy across the street complaining bitterly as he scrapes the ice from his car.
• And the sound of his cursing as another ice-scraper breaks off in his hand and he yells, "that's it, I'm leaving this God forsaken weather and I'm going to Texas," as shakes his fist at the sky.
• Soon to replaced by his cursing as he scrapes bird crap from his windshield as he shakes his fist at the sky.
• The final remnants of where Gerald the neighbor kid, wrote insults to you in the snow with his pee, are finally melting away. That kid has a vivid imagination and a huge bladder.
• Your neighbor will begin work on his annual garden. In the coming months, he will regale you with baskets of fresh vegetables. He will explain to you that his garden has produced so overwhelmingly, that his own family couldn't possibly consume all the bounty themselves. Smug Jerk.
• Your other neighbor has once again placed a mooning garden gnome, Willard #6, facing your kitchen window.

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