Number 15
Horse chigger bites itch like crazy.
Number 14
The way Steve is always referring to his beard as "The Babe Magnet."
Number 13
They can never remember their lines.
Number 12
How they turn everything you say into something risqué by punctuating it with, "'tis what she sayeth."
Number 11
The way they laugh hysterically after they intentionally lead you through a pile of horse crap.
Number 10
The Amish have no idea how to make a good martini.
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