Saturday, February 28, 2015
Friday, February 27, 2015
AIFIS: Sideshow Collectibles Green with Envy Poison Ivy statue
new episode for ya. served up fresh and pipin' hot!
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
Origami Chrysanthemums are Hard
Poop Flinging Monkeys and Origami Condoms,
I detailed some of the bizarre spending habits of the National
Institute of Health. Not the least of which was a 2.4 million dollar
grant for the development of an origami condom.
The inventor of the origami condom, Daniel Resnic, claimed that his silicone-based condom was designed to increase sensation, and solve the age old problem that most condoms can’t be folded into the shape of a chrysanthemum.
Alas, Daniel Resnic has been accused of fraud, and ordered to repay the funds.
It’s been alleged that Mr. Resnic misspent millions of taxpayer dollars on trips to Costa Rica, lavish parties at the Playboy mansion, full-body plastic surgery, a condo in Provincetown, Mass., and patents for numerous “get-rich-quick” schemes.
Whether or not one of those “get-rich-quick” schemes involved convincing the National Institute of Health to give him a 2.4 million dollar grant to develop a condom that can be folded into the shape of a chrysanthemum remains to be determined.
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Several months ago in a post,The inventor of the origami condom, Daniel Resnic, claimed that his silicone-based condom was designed to increase sensation, and solve the age old problem that most condoms can’t be folded into the shape of a chrysanthemum.
Alas, Daniel Resnic has been accused of fraud, and ordered to repay the funds.
It’s been alleged that Mr. Resnic misspent millions of taxpayer dollars on trips to Costa Rica, lavish parties at the Playboy mansion, full-body plastic surgery, a condo in Provincetown, Mass., and patents for numerous “get-rich-quick” schemes.
Whether or not one of those “get-rich-quick” schemes involved convincing the National Institute of Health to give him a 2.4 million dollar grant to develop a condom that can be folded into the shape of a chrysanthemum remains to be determined.
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Monday, February 23, 2015
Update: Bigfoot Sightings at Speed’eez Sports Bar and Grill
It seems his presence has dramatically increased in recent weeks, as his wife, Lady Bigfoot, has left him. Evidently she grew weary of his nights of cavorting at Speed’eez, downing 32 ounce mugs of Yuengling Lager, and gorging himself on Buffalo wings, while she was back in the forest, flipping over dead logs looking for grubs.
“Do you know how much effort it takes to keep your home tidy when you live in the forest?” Lady Bigfoot demanded. “There are bugs everywhere and raccoons get into everything.”
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Friday, February 13, 2015
Horton Hears a Chigger
feeling ill images
chiggers on testicles
Which comes first?
Are you feeling ill, and then you discover it’s because you have chiggers on your testicles?
Or, do you discover that you have chiggers on your testicles, and that makes you feel ill?
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Tuesday, February 10, 2015
Are Sea-Monkeys Better Than Your Extended Family
Don’t be ridiculous, it’s not even a question; of course Sea-Monkeys are better than your family.
Sea-Monkeys aren’t constantly shoving pictures of their potato-faced baby at you; forcing you to comment on how cute their potato-faced baby is.
Sea-Monkeys don’t get angry when you use the phrase “potato-faced” to describe their baby.
Note: turnip-faced doesn’t seem to be any more agreeable than potato-faced. Your family appears to have a bizarre bias against root vegetables that Sea-Monkeys don’t possess.
Sea-Monkeys don’t show up to family picnic all liquored-up on Genny Cream Ale, and vomit into your aunt’s potato salad.
Sea-Monkeys don’t get all pissy when you comment that your aunt’s potato salad was bound to be involved with vomit at some point before the day was over.
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Friday, February 6, 2015
Feel Good Story of the Day: Klaus the Wonder Dog at KLM Lost & Found (VIDEO)
My Mom sent me this.
It's a cute video that oughtta bring a smile to your face.
Pretty good stuff, huh?
Share it with your friends.
Have a great weekend, y'all!
It's a cute video that oughtta bring a smile to your face.
Pretty good stuff, huh?
Share it with your friends.
Have a great weekend, y'all!
Thursday, February 5, 2015
Dear Critic
Dear critic,
I want to extend my deepest apologies to you. I know that I have failed you, as a blogger, and as a man.
I understand that my blog is not what you desire it to be.
But know this: I feel your pain.
Every time I stumble upon a blog about a person dealing with their battle with depression, I think to myself: why aren’t you blogging about pumpkins, or carving pumpkins into jack-o-lanterns, or pumpkin pie, or any type of pastry? How dare you blog about something that is important to you?
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Monday, February 2, 2015
A Few Quick Thoughts About Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day is a day when thousands of
people gather in small town in rural Pennsylvania, to applaud a
groundhog as a celebrity and a prognosticator, and to wait with bated
breath for that groundhog to notice or not notice his shadow. It is a
day of great pomp and circumstance.
The Other 364 days of the year
The other 364 days of the year, a groundhog is a giant rodent, and poking its head out of a hole, would be cause for the same rural Pennsylvanians to reach for their 12-gauge.
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