Bieber Doll Beat Down

Last year an off duty police officer in Denver was arrested for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend. He claimed he was acting in self-defense. He claimed it was because he was fending off a vicious attack. He claimed his girlfriend was wielding a weapon.

What type of weapon would pose a threat so great to an off duty police officer, that it would necessitate assault against a woman?

• A gun?
• A knife?
• A big stick?
• A small stick with a sharp point?
• A rolling-pin? (This applies mainly to Andy Capp’s wife.)
• Mace, the medieval weapon?
• Mace, the chemical irritant?
• MACE, the Middleware Architecture Committee for Education? Sure, they seem like geeks, but they will rip you up.
• A big rock?
• A little rock, if you chuck it really hard?
• An arrow poked into your eye?
• An arrow shot from a bow?
• A bow tie? (Wasn’t there a Bond villain named Bowtie, who used bow ties as a weapon? Well, there should have been.)
• A Ukulele? (You wouldn’t be smirking right now if you’d ever been hit with a ukulele.)
• A Justin Bieber doll?

That’s right, he claimed she was wielding a Justin Bieber doll.

Read what happened here....