Muppet vs. Moppet
There’s no denying it; it’s the question that we’ve all been asking ourselves.
It’s the question that haunts our dreams and torments our waking hours.
It’s the debate that has fractured
marriages, ruined friendships, and spoiled countless family barbeques,
when bitter arguments conclude with a meat fork in the side of Uncle
Al’s head.
It has catalyzed barroom brawls, riots in the streets, and led to the declaration of martial law in Schenectady, New York.
It has resulted in a flood of 911 calls from
people who are dazed, confused and in search of answers (and one guy
who couldn’t find his car keys).
It has resulted in a flood of harried 911
operators (and one who angrily uttered the phrase, “how should I know
where your ****ing car keys are).
What is this debate?
Who would win in a throw-down between Justin Bieber and Beaker the muppet?
Let’s compare and contrast:
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