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Monday, March 17, 2014

No Check In the Mail; Guy Bites Mailman! By s2!

Man bites mailman, however, is Dumbass.

Meet Robert Kiefer, aged 25, of Akron, Ohio:


Mr. Kiefer was anxiously awaiting a check. His disappointment that said check didn't arrive was made manifest when he chased down the 56 year old mail carrier, snatched his pepper spray, squirted it in his eyes, and threw him to the ground. In the ensuing moments, Kiefer is alleged to have bitten his victim 3 times.

Police officers found Kiefer and the postman engaged at a nearby intersection, surrounded by a small crowd of onlookers. Intervention led to a short lived scuffle between Kiefer and law enforcement. Seems they had pepper spray, too.

Research revealed that the dumbass lives in a single family dwelling owned by someone named R. Kiefer, but that individual is in his eighties. This leads me to believe Dumbass is living with his grandfather, or a relative of his grandfather's generation.

From whom, then, was the check (that didn't arrive) coming? Or not coming, as the case may be.
Onlookers? Nobody stepped up to aid a 56 year old man, defending himself against somebody half his age? And why is there no cell phone video available?
Is this dumbass a likely Occupy _______ member?
Going out on a limb here, but what line of work do you suppose he does? I ask, because it is apparent that waiting on the mailman is NOT a lucrative career choice.

Even for a dumbass.


  1. Peppers: so good for your scrambled eggs, so bad for your eyes.

  2. I'm guessing the mailman was a tough ol' bird, too - biting him seems to have dislocated Dumbass' jaw.