"Experts"

Ours is a nation whose shores are teeming with experts. They are vital to our existence. We could barely function on daily basis if not for these titans of knowledge and purveyors of wisdom. We know these things because it’s what they tell us.

We expect much of our experts, and they tell us how to do many ways:

• They tell us what to do.
• They tell us what not to do.
• They tell us what to think.
• They tell us what not to think.
• They tell us where we should go.
• They tell us where we shouldn’t go.
• They tell us what we should or shouldn’t be thinking, while doing what we should or shouldn’t be doing, on way to somewhere we should or shouldn’t be going.
• They tell us not to be long winded.
• The tell us not to be abrupt.
• They tell us not to make things too complicated.
• They tell us not to make things too simple.
• They tell us what to say.
• They tell us what not to say.
• They tell us not to pronounce the T in the word often.
• But when they tell us, they pronounce the T in the word often.
• And they do it often.
• They tell us to read the rest of the post here...