Lady Bigfoot Responds to Allegation of Floppy Breasts

Lady Bigfoot: upset about the allegation of floppy breasts.

In a recent post, A Case of Delusion?, I shared a few tips from the Facebook page of a group devoted to Bigfoot hunting. The page's creator, John Reed, related the following tips if you should happen to find yourself face to face with a Sasquatch:

"bigfoot tip #1 when being chased by a sasquatch run up hill if its a male .. they have an extended forehead so they have to stop offten to look up." He adds, "if its a female run down hill they have no bras so they got big ole lady boobs and when running downhill they flop about and they have to stop to plop them over their shoulders....."

So the first time I read this, I had a number of thoughts:

1. Yikes.
2. Doesn't Facebook have spell check?
3. Yikes again.
4. Judging by the contents of the Facebook page, this guy probably hasn't been any where near female breasts of any type, for quite some time.
5. Seriously, yikes.
6. Shouldn't you actually find a Bigfoot before you worry about being chased by one?
7. I cannot overstate this: yikes.
8. I wonder what a Lady Bigfoot would think about this?

The verdict is in: Lady Bigfoot is pissed. She is so upset, she is setting aside her reclusive nature, to come forward and address the comments made on the Facebook page. In an Idiotprufs exclusive, she has agreed to sit down with me to discuss it.

To read Lady Bigfoot's response....