It's time for another edition of weird search terms.
As always, these are all search terms exactly as they appear on my stats page.
fat hairy hillbillies I'm just relieved the word nude wasn't included in this search term.
gator boots for job interviews The reason I didn't get that job with PETA--and why I got banned from their building.
confused idiot I wasn't confused, the gator boots were a fashion choice.
interview idiots job I didn't get the job, you don't have to rub it in.
high ronald mcdonald Why I was fired from McDonalds.
what happens when rats eat mcdonalds Those rats were real; I thought it was a hallucination.
chigger bites on testicles embarrassing story Is it embarrassing for you, or for the chigger.
how to clean and stretch a raccoon Finally someone is addressing this?
very very surprised animal I'll bet it was.
hatred of racoons Maybe if you stopped stretching them, your relations with them would improve.
kissing hand raccoon coloring page Rabies shots are fun for kids.
saw amish guy buying whole dead racoons So much for raccoon Glasnost, who would do such a thing?
amish mafia Enough said.
lyrics beer forklift The worst polka song ever.
don gay bullridieng with band the rodeo clown The worst country song ever.
stressed out stick people You'd be stressed out too, if you had no discernible genitals
For the rest of the list....
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